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There is a banana in my car.

I know because I put it there.
I can smell it.
BUT
I cannot find it!
I am soooo doomed.


GHR

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daddy_guido
Oct. 24th, 2006 07:11 pm (UTC)
When I was a junior in college, my grandmother somehow wound up getting a block of that government - issue velveeta crap. I put it in my car to bring to school, and then promptly forgot about it until well into my senior year.

After some assurances from the ROTC sargeant on the floor that anything vacuum-sealed and labeled "food" by the USG had a near-indefinate shelf-life, i brought it to a room party and served it. It tasted horrible, but i suspect that the aging probably HELPED that situation rather than created it.

Anyway, we ate it, and nobody died.

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