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There is a banana in my car.

I know because I put it there.
I can smell it.
BUT
I cannot find it!
I am soooo doomed.


GHR

Comments

pheltzer
Oct. 23rd, 2006 10:07 pm (UTC)
True... but it will cover up the smell of the rotten banana no problem.
daisy_knotwise
Oct. 23rd, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
Big help you are!

GHR
daddy_guido
Oct. 24th, 2006 12:56 am (UTC)
oh, come on -with any luck, the cold weather will keep the banana from completely rotting away until the kid is 6-9 months old, whereupon said kid will FIND and be EATING the banana when discovered.

THEN she'll get a rotten-banana diaper, which will get lost in the panic to get the fruit away from the child, which will land face-down on the carpet of the vehicle, filling the car with it's joyous odor, causing her to yak, which will ALSO permeate the carpet, and then FINALLY her car will have that special "new baby" smell we all enjoy in OUR vehicles.

This is why, incidentally, minivans have NO resale value.
daisy_knotwise
Oct. 24th, 2006 03:49 am (UTC)
ANd this iswhy I love you.
GHR
dek9
Oct. 24th, 2006 04:14 pm (UTC)
Oh please - any self respecing 6-9 month old will completely bypass eating the rotten banana to put a sticky, hair encrusted penny from the floor of the car into their mouth. Not only gross, but they could choke, too!

Either the penny, or a dead bug.
daddy_guido
Oct. 24th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
they might use the banana as a DIP for the bug...
dek9
Oct. 25th, 2006 08:22 pm (UTC)
Alright - but what is the appropriate condiment for sticky, hair encrusted pennies?

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