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There is a banana in my car.

I know because I put it there.
I can smell it.
I cannot find it!
I am soooo doomed.



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Oct. 23rd, 2006 08:35 pm (UTC)
I've had that happen, one fell out of a grocery bag and I didn't realise untill I could smell it. do you how hard it is to get the smell of banana out of a car? Hope you find it soon (G)
Oct. 23rd, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
What a funny way to celebrate your birthday! (Happy belated, lady!) Hugs!
Oct. 23rd, 2006 09:03 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry, I can't hear you, there's a banana in my car.
Oct. 23rd, 2006 09:15 pm (UTC)
Fruuuuuuit fliiiiiiiiiiies :)
Oct. 23rd, 2006 09:58 pm (UTC)
Just wait until it's a used diaper that fell out of the diaper bag before it could get home and be disposed of properly... :-)
Oct. 23rd, 2006 10:00 pm (UTC)

Oct. 23rd, 2006 10:07 pm (UTC)
True... but it will cover up the smell of the rotten banana no problem.
Oct. 23rd, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
Big help you are!

Oct. 24th, 2006 12:56 am (UTC)
oh, come on -with any luck, the cold weather will keep the banana from completely rotting away until the kid is 6-9 months old, whereupon said kid will FIND and be EATING the banana when discovered.

THEN she'll get a rotten-banana diaper, which will get lost in the panic to get the fruit away from the child, which will land face-down on the carpet of the vehicle, filling the car with it's joyous odor, causing her to yak, which will ALSO permeate the carpet, and then FINALLY her car will have that special "new baby" smell we all enjoy in OUR vehicles.

This is why, incidentally, minivans have NO resale value.
Oct. 24th, 2006 03:49 am (UTC)
ANd this iswhy I love you.
Oct. 24th, 2006 04:14 pm (UTC)
Oh please - any self respecing 6-9 month old will completely bypass eating the rotten banana to put a sticky, hair encrusted penny from the floor of the car into their mouth. Not only gross, but they could choke, too!

Either the penny, or a dead bug.
Oct. 24th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
they might use the banana as a DIP for the bug...
Oct. 25th, 2006 08:22 pm (UTC)
Alright - but what is the appropriate condiment for sticky, hair encrusted pennies?
Oct. 24th, 2006 08:02 am (UTC)
The banana of doom.
Baer once forgot a ripe Esrom cheese in somebody else's car with whom he had gone camping or sth. He forgot the cheese underneath his seat. Esrom is the kind of cheese that ought to be banned by the chemical weapons law. Just imagine concentrated old socks worn for two months without washing.
It was a hot day, and the cheese melted in the car.
I think, that weekend Bear lost a friend.
Oct. 24th, 2006 07:11 pm (UTC)
When I was a junior in college, my grandmother somehow wound up getting a block of that government - issue velveeta crap. I put it in my car to bring to school, and then promptly forgot about it until well into my senior year.

After some assurances from the ROTC sargeant on the floor that anything vacuum-sealed and labeled "food" by the USG had a near-indefinate shelf-life, i brought it to a room party and served it. It tasted horrible, but i suspect that the aging probably HELPED that situation rather than created it.

Anyway, we ate it, and nobody died.
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