I have had two husbands, entirely different in style, history and habits.
I have been poked, prodded and hormoned to within an inch of my sanity.
I have been through 5 failed invitro procedures.
That can really ruin your day.
So I said "What the heck. I have the Little-old-lady money."
So we're buying a baby.
On the internet.
I think we'll call her Alice.