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Ok, I'm almost 50.
I have had two husbands, entirely different in style, history and habits.
I have been poked, prodded and hormoned to within an inch of my sanity.
I have been through 5 failed invitro procedures.

That can really ruin your day.

So I said "What the heck. I have the Little-old-lady money."

So we're buying a baby.
On the internet.

I think we'll call her Alice.

GHR

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singlemaltsilk
Jan. 28th, 2006 04:10 am (UTC)
What an appropriate name!
daddy_guido
Jan. 28th, 2006 04:29 am (UTC)
take my advice..
buy one with average intelligence who isn't particularly physically active.
smoooom
Jan. 28th, 2006 02:18 pm (UTC)
I have a son you can rent. He's betterthan a baby because he's house broken.
figmo
Jan. 28th, 2006 11:41 pm (UTC)
WTF???!? I want details!
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