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I need some kid-friendly knock knock jokes. The girls are driving me crazy with the one they know.
(Knock-Knock, Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who?
sarah reason you're not opening the door?)



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Jun. 24th, 2010 07:19 pm (UTC)
Guaranteed to drive you even more crazy...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? (repeat 3 times, then)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Boo. Boo, who? Don't cry, I didn't mean to scare you.

Edited at 2010-06-24 07:20 pm (UTC)
Jun. 24th, 2010 07:23 pm (UTC)
Those two are Eddie and Charlie's favorites, too.

There's also "Canoe" "Canoe open the door?"
Jun. 24th, 2010 07:31 pm (UTC)
KK,WT: Amos
Amos Who?
Amos quito bit me!
KK, WT: Andy
Andy Who?
Andy Bit Me Again!

KK,WT: Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

KK,WT: Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Jun. 24th, 2010 07:33 pm (UTC)
Knock knock!
I don't know if either of your two highly intelligent daughters is reading yet (and I have completely lost track of time), but I always liked this one? KK: WT? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.

Jun. 24th, 2010 07:37 pm (UTC)
Interrupting Cow.


Do you want to hear a knock knock joke?
OK, you start.
Jun. 24th, 2010 08:07 pm (UTC)
KK, WT: Daisy.
Daisy Who?
Daisy you in, but I don't believe dem.

KK, WT: Spock.
Spock who?
Spock louder, I can't hear you!
Jun. 24th, 2010 08:09 pm (UTC)
I hate to say this, but I don't get the Daisy one... :(
Jun. 24th, 2010 08:31 pm (UTC)
I had to run that one thru a couple of times, but try "Dey say you in, but I don't believe dem" (They say ... etc)

Bad grammar, but seems par for knock, knock jokes :)
Jun. 24th, 2010 08:08 pm (UTC)
KK: WT?: Ether
Ether who?
It's the Ether bunny!

KK: WT?: Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep run over Ether bunny!

KK: WT?: Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, the Ether bunny will be back next year!

Aaaaand, a quick Google also gives us www.knock-knock-joke.com. :)
Jun. 24th, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
KK: WT?: Samoa.
Samoa who?
Samoa ether bunnies.

KK: WT?: Lotta.
Lotta who?
Lotta ether bunnies.

KK: WT?: Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?!
Jun. 24th, 2010 09:13 pm (UTC)
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Snow. Snow who?
Snow use asking me I don't know.

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Cash. Cash who?
Gee I didn't know you were such a nut.

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Goose. Goose who.
Goose whose knocking on your door.

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Jewel. Jewel who?
Jewel remember my name when you see me.

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Sam. Sam who?
Sam person who knocked the last time.

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Wah. Wah who?
Hey - you don't have to get so excited to see me.
Jun. 24th, 2010 10:33 pm (UTC)
Boo who
I'm sorry if I made you cry.

& once you get them wound up & understanding the concept they will start inventing their own. There's something wonderful to be said for Knock knock jokes invented by preschoolers.

One of the better ones from one of our kids back when:
Doctor who
Jun. 25th, 2010 03:48 pm (UTC)
KK WT: Doctor.
Doctor Who?
No, just Doctor.
Jun. 30th, 2010 08:52 pm (UTC)
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga who?
Kanga roo!

Knock, Knock!funny jokes - animated gif lettuce
Who's there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Aug. 12th, 2010 04:40 am (UTC)

There was a book called Knock Knock Jokes for Kids at the grocery store this evening and I thought of your girls. The author's Bob Phillips and the ISBN is 9780736902731. If they're still interested and you can't find it online, and if the one copy I saw's still there when I go next, I can send it to you.

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